Friday 21 October 2011

La Liga laaffleeeyss TOP 10 (in no particular order)

1. Sergio Canales...
Young, fit, hwwaaatt and talented... Only 2 disadvantages with him. 1.he's taken... Lucky bittch. 2. He plays for Valencia, on loan from REAL MADRID. :L MY BABY CANALES.

 

2. Iker Casillas
He's classy, he's polite, he's cuteee as f***... But again, he's taken and he plays for REAL. Why do RMA have to have the hottest ones?

3. Gerard Pique
FINAALLLY... A BARCA PLAYER! enough said.



4. Aitor Ocio
The picture will say it all...


5. Andreu Fontas
WOW. Here's one that has grown up to become one finnnnneee Barca player... AND he's also taking shaving tips from Geri!

6. Jesus Navas
Still can't get over his name. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. sorry. His eyes are gorgggeous. Is that a natural colour or is he wearing contacts? I seriously don't give a damn.


7. Lionel Messi
I can't help but have a MASSIVE soft spot for the cutttteeest Leo Messi. Not only is he the best footballer EVER, he is also modest and NOT COCKY *cough CR7 cough*.

8. Xabi Alonso
Looks a hell lot like IKER... Therefore, he makes my list.

9. Fernado Llorente
His Eyes. His Hair. Mmmmmmmn

10. Cesc Fabregas
FINALLLYYY rightly at his home; FC BARCELONNNAA.
His name sounds like SEX. He looks like it as well... Sex on legs? Yum.

That's it! OFFFTT... liking it. A LOT.
Sorry to Sergio Ramos and David Villa fans. They didn't quite make my list. SORRY :'(.

Tuesday 11 October 2011

Ronaldo... Yes that cocky thing.

Now as a Cule, I naturally hate Ronaldo but since the moment he said that everyone hated him because he was rich, famous and good looking, I blew up. Literally. I have never heard a more cocky comment from anyone.
I really don't give a damn about how good a footballer he is as if he was the best in the world, which he is not, he would still be the worst to me. His attitude is appalling. Every time he scores a goal, his smile shows his love for himself, telling the world 'Everyone look at me. Look at how good I am.' UNBEARABLE.

And when he plays badly, he puts his hands on his hips and stands in the middle of the pitch, refusing to help the situation. Eg in the Barcelona-Real Madrid Champions League Semis.

 30 something million facebook fans... SERIOUSLY people... and even worse, half of them are female. Girls, get some respect for yourself or get some taste in men. He is really NOT that hot. Look at the rest of the guys in La Liga... Sergio Canales, Gerrard Pique, Iker Casillas... The list is endless...

 Even his ex girlfriend says 'His ego is too big. He’s not intelligent.' And apparently, her husband is better in bed that Ronaldo. NOW thats saying something. 

And he had the worst fashion sense I have seen from a rich footballer... Look at this picture... TACK, TACK. TACKKYY.







My 1st Post

I love La Liga. I love Barcelona. This blog will just be a bit of fun. Beware... there'll be many rants about Real Madrid so if you are a Madrista, go away, NOW. As this is La Liga from a female view, there'll also be a female twist to the page... Yes you guessed it... HOT, SEXY LA LIGA PLAYERS! So enjoy!