A Rant About... Real Madrid

Okay, just to clarify, I respect RM, i just find them irritating... VERY irritating... I don't hate everything to do with them, I mean, I do have to admit they are one of the hottest teams in the world, with Iker Casillas, Xabi Alonso, Sergio Ramos and not to forget, Sergio Canales who is currently on loan to Valencia BUT if VCF do not take the option to sign him, I will officially dump SC as my imaginary boyfriend and replace him with someone who doesn't play for RM.

Where do I start?
1. Jose Mou and CR7. I am preettty sure that I wouldn't hate RM as much if these two Portuguese people weren't there. Jose Mou blames the referees for the fact that he can 't beat FCB with his team of very talented players. I think Barcelona fans responded to his questioning of all the referees the best with a simple 'cause we're better so F*** YOU!'. Also, the picture below shows how bad a loser he is. And then CR7, just look at my POST from a while ago.

2.  Their fans. When a teen killed his father over a row on El Clasico, a RM fan immmediatlly commented that the teen was a Barca fan because he said that we 'take the game too seriously'. WOW, we are passionate? But, speaking for all Barca fans, we would NEVER blame a death of someone on Real Madrid. Also, they call us glory hunting?! After our El Clasico victory, these were some of the RM fans comments.

• 'I still love you. HOLA MADRID. HOLA MADRID.' - Well, you cant love them that much if you don't even know that the chant is HALA Madrid and not Hola which means hello in Spanish. 
• 'I am gonna support Barca now. Real Madrid, you have disappointed me' - Well that's called GLORY HUNTING. And plus, we will never accept a Ex-Madrid fan.

SO thats it, if RM did not have fans, Mou or CR7, I might actually like them but face it, that's never gonna happen so I guess its hating them for life then! 

CHRISTMAS!

SORRY! been busy recently and have spent absolutely no time doing what I should be doing which is blogging about football (and hot guys!).
So, as it has been Christmas, there is only time for one more thing! Barcelona Merchandise!
I got my Barcelona pig from my friend as a present and here it is!

It is called Xessi, pronouced Chessie! Named after my two favourite football players, Xavi and Messi! Love him!

Anyway, thats all for right now!

BYE, Merry Christmas, Everyone!

La Liga laaffleeeyss TOP 10 (in no particular order)

1. Sergio Canales...
Young, fit, hwwaaatt and talented... Only 2 disadvantages with him. 1.he's taken... Lucky bittch. 2. He plays for Valencia, on loan from REAL MADRID. :L MY BABY CANALES.

 

2. Iker Casillas
He's classy, he's polite, he's cuteee as f***... But again, he's taken and he plays for REAL. Why do RMA have to have the hottest ones?

3. Gerard Pique
FINAALLLY... A BARCA PLAYER! enough said.

4. Aitor Ocio
The picture will say it all...

5. Andreu Fontas
WOW. Here's one that has grown up to become one finnnnneee Barca player... AND he's also taking shaving tips from Geri!

6. Jesus Navas
Still can't get over his name. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. sorry. His eyes are gorgggeous. Is that a natural colour or is he wearing contacts? I seriously don't give a damn.

7. Lionel Messi
I can't help but have a MASSIVE soft spot for the cutttteeest Leo Messi. Not only is he the best footballer EVER, he is also modest and NOT COCKY *cough CR7 cough*.

8. Xabi Alonso
Looks a hell lot like IKER... Therefore, he makes my list.

9. Fernado Llorente
His Eyes. His Hair. Mmmmmmmn

10. Cesc Fabregas
FINALLLYYY rightly at his home; FC BARCELONNNAA.
His name sounds like SEX. He looks like it as well... Sex on legs? Yum.

That's it! OFFFTT... liking it. A LOT.

Sorry to Sergio Ramos and David Villa fans. They didn't quite make my list. SORRY :'(.

Ronaldo... Yes that cocky thing.

Now as a Cule, I naturally hate Ronaldo but since the moment he said that everyone hated him because he was rich, famous and good looking, I blew up. Literally. I have never heard a more cocky comment from anyone.
I really don't give a damn about how good a footballer he is as if he was the best in the world, which he is not, he would still be the worst to me. His attitude is appalling. Every time he scores a goal, his smile shows his love for himself, telling the world 'Everyone look at me. Look at how good I am.' UNBEARABLE.

And when he plays badly, he puts his hands on his hips and stands in the middle of the pitch, refusing to help the situation. Eg in the Barcelona-Real Madrid Champions League Semis.

 30 something million facebook fans... SERIOUSLY people... and even worse, half of them are female. Girls, get some respect for yourself or get some taste in men. He is really NOT that hot. Look at the rest of the guys in La Liga... Sergio Canales, Gerrard Pique, Iker Casillas... The list is endless...

 Even his ex girlfriend says 'His ego is too big. He’s not intelligent.' And apparently, her husband is better in bed that Ronaldo. NOW thats saying something. 

And he had the worst fashion sense I have seen from a rich footballer... Look at this picture... TACK, TACK. TACKKYY.

My 1st Post

I love La Liga. I love Barcelona. This blog will just be a bit of fun. Beware... there'll be many rants about Real Madrid so if you are a Madrista, go away, NOW. As this is La Liga from a female view, there'll also be a female twist to the page... Yes you guessed it... HOT, SEXY LA LIGA PLAYERS! So enjoy!